1 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,650 But what the hell? 2 00:00:44,679 --> 00:00:46,247 Check it out 3 00:02:39,186 --> 00:02:41,592 Fuhrer Bunker 4 00:04:15,106 --> 00:04:19,291 They screwed Hitler's widdler 5 00:04:21,466 --> 00:04:23,563 9.30pm Doctor Weissman's house, Torremolinos 6 00:04:23,693 --> 00:04:26,859 It is confirmed that here in Berlin 7 00:04:26,894 --> 00:04:31,838 the appearance of Adolf Hitler's penis has stimulated the imagination of the German people 8 00:04:32,362 --> 00:04:35,714 Many scientists already have asked to study this great find 9 00:04:35,744 --> 00:04:37,861 - It's incredible - But the government, 10 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:40,999 due to solicitations from left-wing sources, 11 00:04:41,034 --> 00:04:47,299 he tells the scientists they ask to analyze such an important relic of the 20th century to be patient 12 00:04:49,710 --> 00:04:53,962 - It's incredible - ...and they decided to keep 13 00:04:53,997 --> 00:04:59,603 Adolf Hitler's virile member here, in Berlin Museum of Contemporary Art 14 00:04:59,638 --> 00:05:02,515 We will keep you updated with the latest news. 15 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:07,446 My son, our time is running out, 16 00:05:07,963 --> 00:05:09,743 but one day we will return. 17 00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:14,069 A sign will come to show us the way. 18 00:05:15,847 --> 00:05:21,043 I leave the coming of the 4th Reich in your hands. 19 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,050 Don't disappoint me, 20 00:05:24,862 --> 00:05:26,687 mein Kinder Good. 21 00:05:27,317 --> 00:05:29,435 Morpho! Morpho! 22 00:05:30,211 --> 00:05:35,575 It's what I needed to complete the synthesis of the perfect Aryan. 23 00:05:45,151 --> 00:05:46,343 Have you seen TV? 24 00:05:47,134 --> 00:05:52,664 On the 3 o'clock news they said that they discovered Hitler's dick. 25 00:05:52,699 --> 00:05:55,714 Hitler's dick? This is strong stuff. 26 00:05:55,749 --> 00:05:57,735 They found it in a secret bunker. 27 00:05:57,970 --> 00:06:00,822 Holy shit, the Fuhrer's cock. 28 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,775 It could be a fake. 29 00:06:03,223 --> 00:06:05,916 The CIA has a department dedicated exclusively 30 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:09,122 to slander and degrade everything related to the Third Reich. 31 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,574 Well, I believe it. 32 00:06:11,362 --> 00:06:14,987 It's a sign that as much as they have tried to stop the Fuhrer's return, 33 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,983 they still failed. 34 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:19,885 That's all, we have to act. 35 00:06:22,635 --> 00:06:23,803 Calm down, boy. 36 00:06:23,999 --> 00:06:26,476 - What the fuck are you looking for? - Get out of here, you crazy person! 37 00:06:27,138 --> 00:06:28,094 What? 38 00:06:32,854 --> 00:06:34,378 This better not give me hepatitis. 39 00:06:34,413 --> 00:06:38,699 Dr. Weissman invites you to dinner at his house at 9, 40 00:06:38,729 --> 00:06:40,915 on the corner of Entiqueta and Elvil streets. 41 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:45,050 Tell your master we'll be there. 42 00:07:05,115 --> 00:07:06,206 How much longer? 43 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,259 Five minutes. 44 00:07:09,571 --> 00:07:11,055 Mind your manners, 45 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:13,558 this man is a real one legend of the Third Reich. 46 00:07:14,062 --> 00:07:15,834 So we have to treat him like you? 47 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,695 Why did you hit me? 48 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,047 Don't talk to him like he's your friend, 49 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:24,823 this man is a myth, a legend. 50 00:07:25,058 --> 00:07:28,567 Weissman was illustrious scientist in the German high command. 51 00:07:28,802 --> 00:07:35,378 They say if he had completed his experiments Germany would have won the war. 52 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:42,506 It was said that it was hiding in Torremolinos 53 00:07:43,135 --> 00:07:44,799 but I thought it was just an urban legend. 54 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:16,934 Welcome my young friends, 55 00:08:17,069 --> 00:08:18,955 your visit is a pleasure. 56 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:23,552 Please, young people, Enough with the formalities. 57 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:27,466 I'm Uccellino, it's a real pleasure meet you, Dr. Weissman. 58 00:08:27,701 --> 00:08:30,223 - We are great admirers of his. - And I of you. 59 00:08:30,938 --> 00:08:33,363 -X - Enchanted, X 60 00:08:33,398 --> 00:08:35,953 - Pitbull. - Oh, nice name. 61 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:38,287 - Stupid. - Oh, Dumb. 62 00:08:38,522 --> 00:08:40,817 Please gentlemen, sit down. 63 00:08:40,852 --> 00:08:43,338 Morpho will serve dinner immediately. 64 00:08:46,286 --> 00:08:47,614 Please. 65 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:01,374 Serve the soup, Morpho. 66 00:09:02,006 --> 00:09:04,935 You may be wondering because I invited you here tonight. 67 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:11,199 But eat, eat, it's a common dish in my homeland, 68 00:09:11,546 --> 00:09:13,026 the Black Forest. 69 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:14,436 Tell us, Doctor, 70 00:09:14,746 --> 00:09:16,186 what does he want from us? 71 00:09:16,219 --> 00:09:17,983 Do you know that... 72 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:23,518 they found in Berlin Adolf Hitler's preserved penis? 73 00:09:23,553 --> 00:09:25,520 Oh yeah, I saw it on the 3 o'clock news. 74 00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:29,099 Fucking redheads have the Fuhrer in their hands. 75 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:33,491 I bet they're taking it to the scientists Jews in order to desecrate it. 76 00:09:33,765 --> 00:09:37,323 Relax, it's a matter of changing hands. 77 00:09:37,719 --> 00:09:38,732 Doctor... 78 00:09:38,967 --> 00:09:42,438 tell us clearly: what do you need from us? 79 00:09:42,573 --> 00:09:44,566 I need you to go to Berlin 80 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:50,267 and bring me the uncorrupted penis by Adolf Hitler. 81 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,563 Us? 82 00:09:52,798 --> 00:09:53,914 In Berlin? 83 00:09:54,599 --> 00:09:56,522 I have everything planned. 84 00:09:57,695 --> 00:10:03,233 If you follow my instructions to the letter you will do it. 85 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:10,918 These are a bunch of retards! 86 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:14,722 My son, 87 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:19,882 how much more will you do suffer your old father? 88 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,282 You are the Wolkensteins' grandson 89 00:10:23,955 --> 00:10:26,811 and great-grandson of Frankenstein. 90 00:10:29,184 --> 00:10:33,393 I thought I was dealing with real men, not with mother's boys! 91 00:10:33,628 --> 00:10:37,350 I refuse to deal with cowards, so get out of my house! 92 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:40,646 Morpho, let them out! - Doctor please, don't get angry, 93 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,431 you don't pay attention to what he says. 94 00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:44,411 - He's stupid. - Also retarded. 95 00:10:44,446 --> 00:10:46,646 Proves you don't have Aryan blood. 96 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,703 We have Aryan blood 97 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:54,400 and enough balls to go to Berlin and bring the dick back, right guys? - Yes! 98 00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:57,630 Morpho, bring the plans. 99 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,823 This is the museum you will storm. 100 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:12,573 The security measures are extreme. 101 00:11:14,005 --> 00:11:15,690 Laser alarms, 102 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:19,071 assault guards, 103 00:11:19,943 --> 00:11:22,178 security cameras. 104 00:11:22,718 --> 00:11:24,002 How do we get in? 105 00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:26,398 Have you heard of the Trojan Horse? 106 00:11:31,538 --> 00:11:33,971 Do you think this is a good idea? 107 00:11:34,978 --> 00:11:39,426 It's one way to enter the museum without arousing suspicion. 108 00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:41,339 The doctor planned everything. 109 00:11:42,526 --> 00:11:45,414 Now all we have to do is wait. 110 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:48,490 We will be in the museum in a few days without problems. 111 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:51,310 - And how will we get there? - These people are full of money, 112 00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:54,398 they will probably take us with a private jet, 113 00:11:55,398 --> 00:12:00,814 or through an underground road secret between Torremolinos and Berlin 114 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,198 I think I hear a car. 115 00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,383 They won't take us there in Berlin like this, right? 116 00:12:08,618 --> 00:12:12,173 No, they'll probably take us to a helipad or something. 117 00:12:12,656 --> 00:12:14,021 This is the address. 118 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:15,811 Silence, they are coming. 119 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,078 It has to be this. 120 00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:32,174 Work of art intended for an exhibition in Berlin. 121 00:12:32,690 --> 00:12:34,726 Please hurry. 122 00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:38,258 Of course lady cow. 123 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,366 Come on, load the ruminant. 124 00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:27,835 On the way to Berlin. 125 00:13:28,696 --> 00:13:31,771 It is important that you stay discreet and cautious. 126 00:13:31,996 --> 00:13:35,296 You will stay inside the cow for two days. 127 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:39,351 Opening night at midnight 128 00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:43,079 you can go out and open the next envelope. 129 00:13:53,955 --> 00:13:57,390 Come on, let's see those supplies now, you got them, right? 130 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:03,734 What, just beans? 131 00:14:03,769 --> 00:14:07,490 They were on offer at the supermarket and... - Are you stupid? 132 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,561 Stuck here eating only beans? 133 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,338 We'll make some nice farts. 134 00:14:12,539 --> 00:14:16,655 The guy at the store told me that it's healthy, you get rid of toxins. 135 00:14:16,813 --> 00:14:18,487 I'll kill you, you fucking idiot! 136 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,685 Calm down, you'll make the cow fall. 137 00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:29,866 We stopped. 138 00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:31,394 Must be for dinner. 139 00:14:31,878 --> 00:14:34,175 Pitbull, do you really need to eat two of these? 140 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,435 But I like them... 141 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:38,659 Stop eating, you will have indigestion. 142 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:42,475 Sorry, I missed it. 143 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,175 Damn, you stink, you eat like a pig. 144 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:49,771 If we all have to live together good manners are needed..... 145 00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:53,194 Little bird, you too? 146 00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:57,142 It's this guy's fault with his travel diet. 147 00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:32,726 10:07 Museum of Contemporary Art, Berlin 148 00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:50,166 What do you want? 149 00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:52,086 Sculpturen, Spanishen 150 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,250 We came from Torremolinos. 151 00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:55,418 I don't understand a fucking word. 152 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:56,943 Jorge Fragua. 153 00:15:57,278 --> 00:15:58,840 You can't park here. 154 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:01,538 Is the director here? 155 00:16:01,915 --> 00:16:02,968 Herr Director? 156 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:05,469 Yes, Herr Director 157 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,945 Mr. Director, I have a truck driver Spaniard asking for you. 158 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,495 What do you want? 159 00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:21,239 Hello, we have a piece to... 160 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:24,894 from Mr. Fragua, his latest work, for an exhibition. 161 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:29,489 Very strange, we received all the pieces last week with special delivery, 162 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,634 do you have a letter or something as proof? 163 00:16:33,214 --> 00:16:34,762 Yes, there's a letter here. 164 00:16:39,462 --> 00:16:40,398 Okay, 165 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,123 show me the piece. 166 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:43,334 It's back there. 167 00:16:45,121 --> 00:16:46,387 Magnificent! 168 00:16:46,914 --> 00:16:48,770 A masterpiece, I'd say. 169 00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:51,230 An extraordinary Fragua. 170 00:16:55,787 --> 00:16:56,999 In! 171 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,811 I think we've arrived. 172 00:17:14,638 --> 00:17:16,338 This cow smells like shit. 173 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:23,635 - Where are we going? - I do not know. 174 00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:31,059 Phalos Island, located in one of the most remote corners of the world. 175 00:17:32,474 --> 00:17:35,675 There Psi hides a group of female warriors... 176 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:41,118 a secret society dedicated to destroy the male gender. 177 00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:47,270 You may be wondering reason for this emergency meeting. 178 00:17:48,162 --> 00:17:51,959 Our people in Berlin sent us information 179 00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:55,391 of the utmost importance to our interests. 180 00:17:56,187 --> 00:18:00,936 Hitler's preserved penis discovered. 181 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,494 I don't need to tell you 182 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:06,514 than the Secret Society for Male Destruction 183 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:09,432 can't tolerate this. 184 00:18:10,815 --> 00:18:14,138 That relic rightfully belongs to us. 185 00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,969 We have to acquire it. 186 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:26,499 We have here an exhibition of the disgusting members of the most important men in history 187 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:28,566 Dearest... 188 00:18:30,995 --> 00:18:35,334 we must acquire Hitler's member for our collection. 189 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:09,949 I'm sure it was in Paris. 190 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,279 Mr. Fragua! 191 00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:16,738 What's happening? 192 00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:20,315 What a great honor to have you here. 193 00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,368 What's going on there? 194 00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:23,712 This is the feeling caused by his latest job. 195 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:24,831 Magnificent! 196 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,903 Latest job, what are you talking about? 197 00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:30,579 It's a success! The cow is the star of the show. 198 00:19:31,194 --> 00:19:33,007 A great piece of transgressive art! 199 00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:10,711 - Man, that's a relief - You could have kept her a little longer. 200 00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:12,361 Fuck, I was about to piss myself. 201 00:20:40,609 --> 00:20:41,719 Everything hurts. 202 00:20:42,656 --> 00:20:44,586 The only thing that's okay is my brown eye. 203 00:20:45,371 --> 00:20:48,314 Shut up, we didn't come here to complain. 204 00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:50,654 Inspect the equipment. 205 00:20:51,406 --> 00:20:52,490 Give me the second envelope. 206 00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:57,917 All right. 207 00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:04,403 Good luck strike team, remember you will have just a minute once you get through the doors, 208 00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:07,222 once you enter, pay attention to the traps and remember to use 209 00:21:07,257 --> 00:21:09,879 the tracker the Doctor gave us to control the laser beams. 210 00:21:10,214 --> 00:21:12,147 We will meet there once the alarms have been deactivated. 211 00:21:12,382 --> 00:21:13,430 Good luck comrades. 212 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:44,095 It's time to use the Doctor's invention. 213 00:22:00,714 --> 00:22:01,922 Fuck yes. 214 00:22:02,259 --> 00:22:03,658 He couldn't be more distracted. 215 00:22:10,466 --> 00:22:11,687 Give me the beer. 216 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:21,571 Ketamine 217 00:22:31,127 --> 00:22:33,511 What are you doing idiot, it's for them! 218 00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:34,712 I was thirsty. 219 00:23:10,031 --> 00:23:10,838 Look, 220 00:23:11,706 --> 00:23:12,651 they are there. 221 00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:16,531 Let's go. 222 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:21,361 You only have a minute and a half. 223 00:23:23,191 --> 00:23:25,706 - Don't fall asleep, okay? - Relax. 224 00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:29,662 This way. 225 00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:36,278 Look, they're close to 24, the next one is where the dick is. 226 00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,864 Be careful, there may be laser detectors. 227 00:23:44,239 --> 00:23:45,734 I don't see anything, let's go. 228 00:23:53,005 --> 00:23:54,815 Assault team in command, over. 229 00:23:57,779 --> 00:23:58,655 Open it! 230 00:23:59,831 --> 00:24:01,263 Here is the strike team, what's happening? 231 00:24:01,598 --> 00:24:03,410 I can't fucking find the code. 232 00:24:07,868 --> 00:24:08,778 Let's go... 233 00:24:08,813 --> 00:24:09,446 shit! 234 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,534 Strike team here, what the fuck is going on with the door? 235 00:24:11,569 --> 00:24:13,023 Don't make X nervous. 236 00:24:23,179 --> 00:24:24,974 Here we are. 237 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:29,038 Strike team, we have everything under control, we are about to open the door. 238 00:24:29,073 --> 00:24:30,407 When you are ready. 239 00:24:36,514 --> 00:24:39,346 - It's the dick! - A big boy... 240 00:24:44,055 --> 00:24:45,438 To the Fuhrer's moustache! 241 00:24:45,473 --> 00:24:49,107 Don't even touch them, the slightest contact could trigger alarms. 242 00:24:49,242 --> 00:24:52,475 Strike team, it's full of lasers in here. 243 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:54,482 - Can you turn off the system? - I doubt it, let's go. 244 00:24:56,909 --> 00:24:58,575 Be careful, put your feet up. 245 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:05,135 - Remember the training. - What training? 246 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,462 Duck. 247 00:25:12,653 --> 00:25:14,686 Come on, go.... 248 00:25:27,644 --> 00:25:29,652 Hey dumbass, what are you doing? 249 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,335 Fuck, help me, I can't! 250 00:25:37,966 --> 00:25:39,447 Wait, I'm turning it off. 251 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,320 What the hell is it? 252 00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:48,159 I think it's dance music, mostly house with a little funk. 253 00:25:51,387 --> 00:25:52,559 Bring the bag. 254 00:26:06,374 --> 00:26:08,623 We did it, Dumb! 255 00:26:09,462 --> 00:26:11,522 Watch out, you'll make him fall you idiot! 256 00:26:13,998 --> 00:26:14,918 Let me see. 257 00:26:19,343 --> 00:26:20,274 Come on, let's go. 258 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,071 - What do we do now? - Let's fight! 259 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,174 No no, please. 260 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,327 No, don't cut it, no! 261 00:27:09,814 --> 00:27:12,222 Stop, you're all under arrest! - They're trying to steal Hitler's penis! 262 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:20,819 But who are they? 263 00:27:20,954 --> 00:27:23,038 How do I know, I'm not from here. 264 00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:26,382 - What's wrong with you? - Don't ask, where is the target? 265 00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:34,420 Come on, let's get out of here. 266 00:27:39,386 --> 00:27:40,151 Run! 267 00:27:48,782 --> 00:27:50,460 Run run run run! 268 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:05,799 That way, that way! 269 00:28:09,735 --> 00:28:11,910 Run, into the water, go! 270 00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:22,038 All units, code red, I repeat, code red! 271 00:28:22,473 --> 00:28:25,343 - They stole Hitler's dick. - We're fired. 272 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:37,087 They found Hitler's dick, Germany will remain powerful. 273 00:28:43,026 --> 00:28:44,054 Comrades, 274 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:48,751 we have completed successfully the first part of our mission. 275 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,664 I am very proud of you. 276 00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:53,720 The dick is ours! 277 00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:57,351 The dick is ours! 278 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:00,797 - We must be prepared. - Who's screaming? 279 00:29:01,622 --> 00:29:03,406 Fucking foreigners! 280 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:04,479 Let's see what's happening. 281 00:29:05,335 --> 00:29:06,058 Soldiers! 282 00:29:06,218 --> 00:29:09,318 German comrades, we should give them our respect. 283 00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:15,594 Comrades, you wouldn't believe it the night we spent. 284 00:29:26,123 --> 00:29:29,351 What are these idiots dressed as skins doing? 285 00:29:29,686 --> 00:29:31,498 Come on, go fuck themselves 286 00:29:37,825 --> 00:29:39,218 Is the dick ok? 287 00:29:39,499 --> 00:29:41,055 Why did they beat us? 288 00:29:41,942 --> 00:29:47,269 When we will be part of the inner circle of Fuhrer these Aryans will get their asses kicked. 289 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:01,246 06:42, Berlin Airport 290 00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:08,314 Coldly, coldly! 291 00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:12,814 So how do we get past security? 292 00:30:13,434 --> 00:30:15,875 We need to make sure they don't find the dick. 293 00:30:15,999 --> 00:30:19,086 There's only one way to do it without arousing suspicion. - Meaning what? 294 00:30:19,221 --> 00:30:24,247 According to the instructions in the envelope, we have to do it like drug traffickers. 295 00:30:24,470 --> 00:30:26,287 In socks like we do at home? 296 00:30:26,422 --> 00:30:27,194 No. 297 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,962 One of us has to put it in his body. 298 00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:32,037 - In his body? - How will we do it? 299 00:30:32,651 --> 00:30:34,406 In the ass. 300 00:30:35,987 --> 00:30:38,155 Are either of you willing to accept this honor? 301 00:30:40,659 --> 00:30:45,033 Anyone who accepts this privilege will be written in the annals of Aryan history. 302 00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,886 Looks like we'll have to draw lots and see who has the shortest. 303 00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,135 He's talking about straws, you idiot. 304 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,703 Well, we are ready. 305 00:31:02,159 --> 00:31:04,467 Come on, we don't have all day, take one, Dumb. 306 00:31:14,687 --> 00:31:16,106 It was a test, let's start again. 307 00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:40,402 Then I'm going, 308 00:31:41,395 --> 00:31:43,179 to the rebirth of the Reich! 309 00:31:57,895 --> 00:31:59,378 One two three! 310 00:32:04,638 --> 00:32:07,758 Oh, my Fuhrer! 311 00:32:19,779 --> 00:32:20,895 So how did it go? 312 00:32:31,771 --> 00:32:32,751 Little bird? 313 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:34,871 - They'll get us. - Shut your mouth. 314 00:32:35,336 --> 00:32:37,287 - They'll get us. - I said shut your mouth. 315 00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:59,966 We have received a report with photos, from an agent. 316 00:33:00,001 --> 00:33:01,118 Here they are. 317 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,516 But relax sisters, relax. 318 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:11,294 We know where they are and soon we will go looking for them. 319 00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:15,581 But first let me show you our new agent. 320 00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,679 The Bionic Woman, 321 00:33:21,298 --> 00:33:23,050 the perfect woman. 322 00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:26,610 He possesses extraordinary strength 323 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:29,326 and a prodigious mind. 324 00:33:29,661 --> 00:33:33,327 She will give us total supremacy 325 00:33:35,294 --> 00:33:38,531 and he will find the member for us. 326 00:33:48,478 --> 00:33:50,023 Hang in there brother. 327 00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:54,442 I can't take it anymore, 328 00:33:54,762 --> 00:33:56,679 I'm shitting myself. 329 00:33:57,531 --> 00:33:59,367 Think of the Fuhrer, keep him with you. 330 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:02,794 Of course he's with me, you fucking idiot! Faggot! 331 00:34:03,248 --> 00:34:04,635 Look, we're landing. 332 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:05,451 Finally. 333 00:34:09,902 --> 00:34:13,461 Mysterious theft of the Fuhrer member recently discovered 334 00:34:21,214 --> 00:34:22,259 I'm shitting myself! 335 00:34:23,699 --> 00:34:25,450 I'm shitting myself! 336 00:34:25,485 --> 00:34:27,006 Wait, wait, we're here! 337 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:30,238 - We're here! - I can't do it, now I'm shit! 338 00:34:30,663 --> 00:34:33,802 Go and open the door, Morpho, it could be them. 339 00:34:35,478 --> 00:34:37,299 Caco! 340 00:34:43,526 --> 00:34:44,610 Do you have it? 341 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,127 So he's the one... 342 00:34:56,003 --> 00:34:57,683 Morpho, hurry up, the bucket. 343 00:35:08,801 --> 00:35:09,898 Damn, that stinks. 344 00:35:11,942 --> 00:35:13,198 Is it there? 345 00:35:13,233 --> 00:35:14,623 It's there! 346 00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:18,084 Morpho, hurry, get the relic! 347 00:35:22,876 --> 00:35:25,110 Bring it here, how wonderful! 348 00:35:26,235 --> 00:35:29,031 Morpho, hurry and put it in the preserving liquid. 349 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,058 This is amazing, this is wonderful! 350 00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:49,874 You've finally done something serious in your life. 351 00:35:49,909 --> 00:35:56,986 You managed to bring back the sexual member of our Fuhrer among us. 352 00:35:59,474 --> 00:36:00,835 And you 353 00:36:01,411 --> 00:36:06,179 you bring me this fundamental piece of human anatomy 354 00:36:06,214 --> 00:36:11,562 so that from this moment on we can fight together for the cause! 355 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:17,506 And now follow me, I have something to show you. 356 00:36:21,538 --> 00:36:22,742 Morpho, my lab coat! 357 00:36:41,851 --> 00:36:44,367 Watch your tools, idiot! 358 00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:48,351 This was my workplace for many years 359 00:36:48,386 --> 00:36:52,343 and this is where we will rebuild the Fuhrer. 360 00:36:53,439 --> 00:36:55,073 On this stretcher 361 00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:59,663 I developed my greatest discoveries, 362 00:36:59,698 --> 00:37:01,757 but I missed it 363 00:37:02,374 --> 00:37:05,766 the motivation to be a scientist again. 364 00:37:06,443 --> 00:37:07,782 And now I have it. 365 00:37:09,099 --> 00:37:14,423 Finally a goal worthy of my efforts. 366 00:37:15,323 --> 00:37:18,728 Create a new Fuhrer from his testicles. 367 00:37:20,846 --> 00:37:24,460 Sounds excitingly Aryan. 368 00:37:29,699 --> 00:37:30,637 Enough! 369 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,187 Now we have to work. 370 00:37:35,327 --> 00:37:39,972 My faithful Morpho will assist me in laboratory work. 371 00:37:41,235 --> 00:37:43,491 You will have the task of bringing me a body, 372 00:37:43,767 --> 00:37:45,446 an Aryan body, 373 00:37:45,781 --> 00:37:47,007 understood? 374 00:37:47,542 --> 00:37:50,515 Doctor, we are proud to work for you, 375 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:53,000 tell us what we should do. 376 00:37:53,035 --> 00:37:54,787 We will create 377 00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:57,832 the perfect Aryan. 378 00:37:59,832 --> 00:38:02,919 A lot of Germans pass through here and also at Tonaful's house. 379 00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:03,731 Don't tell me. 380 00:38:04,206 --> 00:38:05,402 And I'm... 381 00:38:05,537 --> 00:38:07,538 tall and blond? 382 00:38:07,926 --> 00:38:10,343 Look, I have a map of the of the city behind there, 383 00:38:10,378 --> 00:38:13,837 if you want I can show you where the Germans are. 384 00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:24,142 Come on, don't worry. 385 00:38:32,295 --> 00:38:34,487 Well, I'll go see what he wants. 386 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:37,395 You might have some useful information. 387 00:38:38,058 --> 00:38:39,722 I'm sure he has something to show you. 388 00:38:50,143 --> 00:38:51,922 I was starting to think you were afraid of me. 389 00:38:52,057 --> 00:38:54,094 Fear? No, no, not at all... 390 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:55,487 It's just that... 391 00:38:56,694 --> 00:39:00,727 we need to find a German, a tall, blond one. 392 00:39:00,762 --> 00:39:05,138 Come on, what is it that interests you so much about tall, blond Germans? 393 00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:06,963 I can't... 394 00:39:06,998 --> 00:39:10,275 I can't because I have one mission of the utmost importance. 395 00:39:13,219 --> 00:39:16,077 Forget your mission and tell me where you are. 396 00:39:16,638 --> 00:39:18,347 Tonight when I get off, 397 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:20,155 you can wait for me there. 398 00:39:20,518 --> 00:39:22,958 Do you want me to wear my schoolgirl uniform? 399 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:39,519 The new girl... 400 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,530 What the fuck is going on here? 401 00:39:41,665 --> 00:39:43,807 Go back to the bar and deal with the customers. 402 00:39:44,287 --> 00:39:45,707 And who the fuck are you? 403 00:39:46,236 --> 00:39:49,471 Thank you very much for your time, Miss, I'm sorry I can't help you. 404 00:40:01,870 --> 00:40:02,834 Come on, let's go. 405 00:40:08,811 --> 00:40:10,431 I haven't found out where they are 406 00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:13,175 but I'm desperate to a tall, blond German. 407 00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:14,923 A tall, blond German... 408 00:40:14,999 --> 00:40:16,347 I didn't understand why. 409 00:40:16,755 --> 00:40:19,911 It doesn't matter, keep us informed of their movements. 410 00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:22,350 All right. 411 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,049 Why would they want a German? 412 00:40:25,084 --> 00:40:26,426 I have no idea. 413 00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:30,120 There could be more people involved in this other than those guys. 414 00:40:30,255 --> 00:40:32,552 You three should go in Costa del Sol immediately, 415 00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,689 take the bionic woman, 416 00:40:35,087 --> 00:40:35,987 but... 417 00:40:36,571 --> 00:40:39,731 do not usea unless you have no choice 418 00:40:40,236 --> 00:40:43,047 The more discreet we are in all this, the better, 419 00:40:43,747 --> 00:40:45,080 and the bionic woman 420 00:40:46,918 --> 00:40:48,854 it's not exactly discreet, 421 00:40:49,739 --> 00:40:52,504 or subtle in his methods. 422 00:41:08,235 --> 00:41:10,320 12.30pm International Airport, Malaga 423 00:41:23,963 --> 00:41:25,099 On holiday? 424 00:41:25,334 --> 00:41:26,442 Work. 425 00:41:26,983 --> 00:41:28,647 Have you already been to Andalusia? 426 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:29,791 No. 427 00:41:30,379 --> 00:41:33,075 You'll really like it. 428 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,655 Don't tell me. 429 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,971 Of course I do. 430 00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:40,911 Here is the best of the best... 431 00:41:41,146 --> 00:41:42,803 and if you allow me to say so 432 00:41:42,999 --> 00:41:45,843 when it comes to men it's even better. 433 00:41:46,736 --> 00:41:49,283 I was talking to a friend the other day and... 434 00:41:49,318 --> 00:41:50,898 Stop there. 435 00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,922 - Do you really think they are Aryans? - Let me see. 436 00:42:26,679 --> 00:42:27,687 Fuck you. 437 00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:29,555 Can't you see the size of his nose? 438 00:42:29,846 --> 00:42:34,345 how it is exactly double the length between the temple and the forehead? 439 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:38,455 You didn't see his eyes, like the Is the shape of his head totally Aryan? 440 00:42:39,482 --> 00:42:40,743 A plate of macaroni. 441 00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:45,027 He is more Sagestarian than Aryan. 442 00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,436 Okay, then find one, quick. 443 00:42:49,988 --> 00:42:51,619 There's a bunch of old guys here. 444 00:42:51,954 --> 00:42:54,450 That looks like a World War II veteran. 445 00:42:56,891 --> 00:42:59,395 Thank you, goodbye Paquillo. 446 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:01,807 This is our man. 447 00:43:02,022 --> 00:43:03,560 Come on, let's go get him. 448 00:43:23,251 --> 00:43:24,670 All right, all right. 449 00:43:25,359 --> 00:43:26,583 I think it's gone. 450 00:43:27,327 --> 00:43:29,223 X, check your pulse. 451 00:43:32,903 --> 00:43:35,591 He has no pulse, I think Pitbull exaggerated. 452 00:43:35,626 --> 00:43:38,062 Bullshit, I just put the rag over his mouth like the doctor said. 453 00:43:38,735 --> 00:43:40,254 You're an idiot. 454 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:46,491 Damn, he's dead. 455 00:43:47,815 --> 00:43:51,143 Let's take him to the doctor, let's see if he can use it for something. 456 00:44:02,371 --> 00:44:03,623 Morpho... 457 00:44:04,262 --> 00:44:07,499 It's nice to be back in the thick of things, huh? 458 00:44:16,276 --> 00:44:17,663 They are the boys, 459 00:44:17,798 --> 00:44:19,056 open up, Morpho. 460 00:44:36,192 --> 00:44:38,482 On the stretcher, put him on the stretcher. 461 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:44,923 But... 462 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:47,699 why did you bring me a pensioner? 463 00:44:48,534 --> 00:44:50,842 This specimen is kaput. 464 00:44:52,415 --> 00:44:53,643 This is of no use to me. 465 00:44:53,878 --> 00:44:57,507 Well yes, we exaggerated a little with chloroform. 466 00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:02,807 How negligent, What laziness, what incompetence! 467 00:45:03,327 --> 00:45:05,663 You're surrounded by morons 468 00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:09,743 and motherfuckers who don't they know nothing about anything. 469 00:45:11,987 --> 00:45:13,415 We can't do anything this way. 470 00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:18,951 We cannot attach the relic to a dead body, it wouldn't work. 471 00:45:19,186 --> 00:45:20,997 I need another specimen, 472 00:45:21,232 --> 00:45:23,371 and I need it tonight, 473 00:45:23,506 --> 00:45:24,831 and it must be alive. 474 00:45:24,966 --> 00:45:26,367 Don't worry doctor, 475 00:45:26,402 --> 00:45:28,164 he will have his champion, I promise. 476 00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:32,915 Now go, and bring me an Aryan body as soon as possible! 477 00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:38,059 Bring me the Morpho saw, please. 478 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,575 Shit... 479 00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:01,372 Little bird, you really think that we will blend in with this shit? 480 00:46:01,407 --> 00:46:03,499 These hats are very Malaganian, 481 00:46:03,534 --> 00:46:04,635 very Andalusian... 482 00:46:04,670 --> 00:46:05,875 and very Spanish... 483 00:46:06,974 --> 00:46:08,287 I don't see anything. 484 00:46:11,179 --> 00:46:13,692 It is vitally important to find an authentic Aryan. 485 00:46:14,008 --> 00:46:15,647 Anyway, it shouldn't be that difficult, 486 00:46:15,682 --> 00:46:17,022 this place is crawling with Germans. 487 00:46:17,257 --> 00:46:19,179 Look! Look at it! 488 00:46:26,746 --> 00:46:29,271 Yes, it's perfect 489 00:46:33,319 --> 00:46:35,210 That? But he's a dirty hippie. 490 00:46:39,103 --> 00:46:41,370 Yes, a hippy, 491 00:46:42,014 --> 00:46:43,355 but a German hippie. 492 00:46:51,091 --> 00:46:52,447 Come on, let's follow him. 493 00:46:52,682 --> 00:46:54,227 Pitbull, pay the bill. 494 00:47:47,428 --> 00:47:48,463 Let's go. 495 00:47:49,054 --> 00:47:49,880 Go. 496 00:47:55,595 --> 00:47:57,108 Listen you sons of bitches! 497 00:47:57,143 --> 00:48:00,679 Today we have for all you shitty junkies 498 00:48:00,914 --> 00:48:05,171 Jesse Razor and i Starving Kids from Malagaya! 499 00:48:26,919 --> 00:48:29,359 Do you have drugs... acid? 500 00:48:30,059 --> 00:48:31,207 Do you want some acid? 501 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,803 Don't lose sight of the goal. 502 00:48:52,755 --> 00:48:54,719 Eat, eat... 503 00:49:03,355 --> 00:49:05,023 - Now what do we do? - Nothing. 504 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,165 Let's behave like customers. 505 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,852 Hey kid, three more beers. 506 00:49:43,476 --> 00:49:46,910 Hey, where the fuck did Pitbull go? 507 00:49:47,434 --> 00:49:48,668 At the bar. 508 00:49:48,703 --> 00:49:53,133 Germans, Miss Europe, Miss World, Miss Brazil! 509 00:50:09,795 --> 00:50:10,983 Let's go get him. 510 00:50:23,043 --> 00:50:23,879 Take it. 511 00:50:37,455 --> 00:50:39,580 I saw them, they went to the right. 512 00:50:43,528 --> 00:50:45,546 Come on guys, put it there. 513 00:50:45,881 --> 00:50:48,292 Watch out guys, be careful. 514 00:50:53,399 --> 00:50:55,162 What a wonderful body. 515 00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,227 Alright, guys, alright. 516 00:50:59,131 --> 00:51:00,508 Morpho, put him to sleep. 517 00:51:06,537 --> 00:51:09,523 And now we have a lot of work ahead of us. 518 00:51:09,558 --> 00:51:13,967 Doctor, will you need us? I ask why we are very tired and if he doesn't need us... 519 00:51:14,503 --> 00:51:16,108 we would go home and rest. 520 00:51:16,143 --> 00:51:18,476 At home? Impossible! 521 00:51:18,711 --> 00:51:20,402 It's too risky. 522 00:51:20,823 --> 00:51:24,163 Until the experiment is completed, you will remain here. 523 00:51:24,398 --> 00:51:28,490 Now go, we have to work all night. 524 00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:43,443 The mysterious disappearances of several people of Teutonic or German nationality 525 00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:48,264 they made these people's hair stand on end peaceful inhabitants of the coast. 526 00:51:48,299 --> 00:51:54,238 Here no one wants to be Aryan, the dye of Black hair is disappearing from store shelves 527 00:51:54,273 --> 00:51:57,295 as well as tanning products and sun lotions. 528 00:51:58,011 --> 00:51:59,912 We should be able to witness the operation. 529 00:51:59,947 --> 00:52:01,830 Damn, we did all the work. 530 00:52:02,092 --> 00:52:06,045 And now the Doctor will do his thing, so shut up. 531 00:52:06,586 --> 00:52:08,064 We have to wait for commands. 532 00:52:08,199 --> 00:52:14,459 Here in Torremolinos fear and terror attacked the large German population. 533 00:52:25,204 --> 00:52:27,859 Morpho, hurry, subject is waking up. 534 00:52:28,918 --> 00:52:30,887 Where am I? What am I doing here? 535 00:52:31,658 --> 00:52:34,271 Welcome to Dr. Weissman's laboratory. 536 00:52:34,606 --> 00:52:36,399 What are you doing, let me go! 537 00:52:36,434 --> 00:52:42,571 We're about to completely dismember you keeping your vital signs normal. 538 00:52:55,418 --> 00:52:59,903 Look, this is Hitler's sexual appendage 539 00:53:00,183 --> 00:53:02,048 and we will attach it to you, 540 00:53:03,134 --> 00:53:06,119 so that his testosterone can take over your body 541 00:53:06,354 --> 00:53:08,971 and transform yourself into a new Fuhrer. 542 00:53:09,515 --> 00:53:12,875 But first we will have to remove your penis 543 00:53:13,113 --> 00:53:16,537 to rid your body of all unwanted hormones. 544 00:53:22,455 --> 00:53:23,511 Morpho, 545 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,336 prepare the saw. 546 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:43,975 Keep Morpho, for yourself. 547 00:53:55,631 --> 00:53:58,851 Morpho, wake him up, it's not funny like this. 548 00:54:02,923 --> 00:54:05,999 It hurts, but it can't be helped 549 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:08,223 for the success of the facility. 550 00:54:08,923 --> 00:54:11,915 And now the legs. 551 00:54:22,455 --> 00:54:25,077 Fried chicken The Malaganians 552 00:54:31,366 --> 00:54:32,014 Fuck... 553 00:54:33,319 --> 00:54:35,459 Don't talk darling, don't say a word. 554 00:54:35,998 --> 00:54:37,643 I know what you're planning 555 00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:40,531 and I admire it, it's a task worthy of Hercules. 556 00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:43,819 I also know that your companions they don't value you as they should. 557 00:54:44,054 --> 00:54:46,823 I could show you what you're really worth. 558 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:50,963 I could take you to the limits of pleasure. 559 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:54,807 I could be the woman you've always dreamed of, 560 00:54:54,842 --> 00:54:56,136 and if you help me, 561 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:59,882 you could be the man who accompanies me. 562 00:54:59,990 --> 00:55:00,830 I? 563 00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:03,424 You decide. 564 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:08,223 Pizza with spicy salami and anchovies, it's 8.90. 565 00:55:13,619 --> 00:55:16,247 No, he's not reacting! 566 00:55:22,059 --> 00:55:26,103 Nothing, it was the drugs, the fucking drugs. 567 00:55:27,839 --> 00:55:28,765 What happened? 568 00:55:29,443 --> 00:55:32,846 The heart, the heart, the heart! 569 00:55:32,881 --> 00:55:33,756 The heart? 570 00:55:34,009 --> 00:55:37,571 He was exhausted, so much spoiling and partying... 571 00:55:37,806 --> 00:55:42,146 couldn't bear the organic reintegration process. 572 00:55:42,807 --> 00:55:44,513 What can we do, is everything lost? 573 00:55:44,935 --> 00:55:47,435 We can replace his heart, 574 00:55:47,570 --> 00:55:52,591 but we will need another Aryan organ in good shape. 575 00:55:52,626 --> 00:55:54,447 - The old man. - Which old man? 576 00:55:54,895 --> 00:55:56,447 The one we brought the other day. 577 00:55:57,802 --> 00:56:00,640 We killed him, but he's not there reason why his heart was damaged 578 00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:02,523 and he was totally Aryan. 579 00:56:02,558 --> 00:56:06,080 It might work, this is the solution. 580 00:56:06,115 --> 00:56:07,267 And where can we get it? 581 00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:09,783 At the medical center, without a doubt. 582 00:56:10,307 --> 00:56:13,051 They should be doing an autopsy by now. 583 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:16,272 You have to recover your heart 584 00:56:16,307 --> 00:56:18,495 and bring it to me as soon as possible. 585 00:56:18,530 --> 00:56:20,599 Don't worry doctor, you will have a heart. 586 00:56:20,734 --> 00:56:22,345 Team, move. 587 00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,911 Discretion! 588 00:56:27,559 --> 00:56:34,809 Torremolinos morgue, next to the bodies of Johan Strauss and Jusuf N'Dour, a black man. 589 00:56:39,768 --> 00:56:42,339 Come on, come in, come in first. 590 00:56:42,474 --> 00:56:44,890 Nothing to do, you go first, I'll keep watch. 591 00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:48,319 Come in, get the fucking heart 592 00:56:48,554 --> 00:56:50,543 and don't touch anything else. 593 00:57:07,699 --> 00:57:09,409 What the hell was that? 594 00:57:09,903 --> 00:57:12,070 What the fuck are you doing in there? 595 00:57:13,726 --> 00:57:15,107 I'm coming, I'm coming. 596 00:57:31,726 --> 00:57:34,620 Be careful Morpho, be careful. 597 00:57:36,194 --> 00:57:37,839 Do you have the heart? 598 00:57:37,874 --> 00:57:38,784 Here it is. 599 00:57:39,738 --> 00:57:41,413 The ice, hurry up with the ice. 600 00:57:48,687 --> 00:57:51,798 When Morpho and I finish with the leg 601 00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:55,823 we will start the heart operation. 602 00:57:56,124 --> 00:57:57,144 Can we stay? 603 00:57:57,279 --> 00:57:59,507 No! Leave me alone, 604 00:58:00,035 --> 00:58:02,457 this will be my masterpiece! 605 00:58:13,931 --> 00:58:18,315 Remember not to leave amputated body parts lying around. 606 00:58:19,224 --> 00:58:23,119 Those three fingers on the floor, for example, what about those? 607 00:58:26,087 --> 00:58:27,709 Let's finish with the leg. 608 00:58:28,602 --> 00:58:31,047 Pitbull, go get some pizza. 609 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,656 Me again? Why don't they go, they didn't go for the heart, 610 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:36,070 you always send me. 611 00:58:36,802 --> 00:58:38,335 What the fuck! 612 00:58:38,615 --> 00:58:40,591 Go get pizza, dammit! 613 00:58:51,350 --> 00:58:52,745 Do we do business? 614 00:59:17,459 --> 00:59:19,642 You're about to find out what fun is. 615 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:24,427 It's wonderful, losing mine virginity with a girl like you. 616 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,971 What an ass. 617 01:00:03,496 --> 01:00:04,390 What's happening? 618 01:00:04,625 --> 01:00:08,130 Once our business is done you can do whatever you want. 619 01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:13,459 You can't leave me like this. 620 01:00:13,494 --> 01:00:15,072 Love? Where are you going? 621 01:00:30,504 --> 01:00:32,520 - Where the fuck were you? - It's about time. 622 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:36,910 Don't want any? 623 01:00:37,939 --> 01:00:40,747 No, I'm not hungry, I'm going to bed. 624 01:00:42,223 --> 01:00:43,510 Stupid. 625 01:00:44,364 --> 01:00:45,624 He's an idiot. 626 01:00:46,531 --> 01:00:49,934 I also know that your companions they don't respect you as they should. 627 01:00:50,966 --> 01:00:53,857 I could show you what you're really worth. 628 01:00:53,892 --> 01:00:56,756 I could take you to the limits of pleasure. 629 01:01:21,923 --> 01:01:27,363 I did it! I did it! 630 01:01:27,863 --> 01:01:33,342 I, the great Doctor Weissman, the greatest genius of the Third Reich 631 01:01:33,377 --> 01:01:37,367 I just took an important step in the history of humanity! 632 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:38,331 Did it work? 633 01:01:38,366 --> 01:01:39,950 Yes. 634 01:01:40,383 --> 01:01:45,195 After many years of work here are the fruits of my labor, 635 01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:47,207 my masterpiece! 636 01:01:47,342 --> 01:01:48,351 Can we see it? 637 01:01:48,586 --> 01:01:51,456 Come with me, I'll show you. 638 01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:01,123 Walk away. 639 01:02:01,579 --> 01:02:03,192 It's my experiment. 640 01:02:05,147 --> 01:02:07,731 - Why electric charges? - When can you get up? 641 01:02:08,322 --> 01:02:10,115 Electrical discharges 642 01:02:10,555 --> 01:02:15,402 they serve to reactivate his nervous system and they will bring him new life 643 01:02:16,055 --> 01:02:19,731 and once again the Fuhrer will walk among us! 644 01:02:26,128 --> 01:02:27,519 And now to sleep! 645 01:02:27,754 --> 01:02:33,316 Tomorrow will be a busy day and today was a tough day too. 646 01:02:34,996 --> 01:02:38,292 But tomorrow will be a glorious day! 647 01:02:41,414 --> 01:02:45,529 What now, fools? Sleep! Off to bed! 648 01:02:58,978 --> 01:03:01,024 I thought he said something. 649 01:03:07,576 --> 01:03:08,428 From here. 650 01:03:54,895 --> 01:03:55,974 Where is it located? 651 01:03:56,479 --> 01:03:59,143 What did you do with him? Speaks. 652 01:03:59,777 --> 01:04:02,978 Speak or I'll kill you like a dog! 653 01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:05,172 Doctor? What is he talking about? 654 01:04:05,407 --> 01:04:06,791 Has something happened to the Fuhrer? 655 01:04:06,826 --> 01:04:10,103 Where is your stupid friend, where is he? 656 01:04:10,338 --> 01:04:12,623 It should be there, it was there last night. 657 01:04:12,858 --> 01:04:14,051 Was it him? 658 01:04:14,853 --> 01:04:16,286 That retard? 659 01:04:16,935 --> 01:04:19,991 That madman stole my experiment! 660 01:04:20,226 --> 01:04:23,026 Did he steal it? But it's impossible. 661 01:04:23,331 --> 01:04:27,340 Come on, get up and see for yourself. 662 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,664 Let's go, let's go. 663 01:04:33,238 --> 01:04:35,771 Soon! 664 01:04:38,236 --> 01:04:39,335 But it was here. 665 01:04:39,779 --> 01:04:43,494 Yes, it was here until your friend stole it. 666 01:04:44,075 --> 01:04:48,239 Pitbull, a traitor? This is it impossible, he's one of us. 667 01:04:48,274 --> 01:04:50,631 Oh yes? So where is he? 668 01:04:50,666 --> 01:04:53,052 There's no doubt he's a mole. 669 01:04:53,187 --> 01:04:55,212 Morpho, bring me the tracker. 670 01:04:59,192 --> 01:05:02,004 Since I didn't trust you completely, 671 01:05:02,814 --> 01:05:05,971 I inserted a locator chip into the subject 672 01:05:06,006 --> 01:05:09,074 through which we will find its exact position. 673 01:05:09,752 --> 01:05:12,644 Let's go, to the car! Let's go! 674 01:05:13,939 --> 01:05:15,903 Maybe they're not too far away. 675 01:05:16,038 --> 01:05:17,744 Morpho, get the car keys! 676 01:05:32,239 --> 01:05:33,395 So tell me baby... 677 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:36,216 what's the plan, you and me we have business to attend to. 678 01:05:36,351 --> 01:05:38,075 Do you want to find out now? 679 01:05:38,556 --> 01:05:41,368 Sure doll, we are together in this, right? 680 01:05:41,774 --> 01:05:43,242 Let me pull over then. 681 01:05:56,354 --> 01:06:00,959 Now I will bring the new Fuhrer to the ruins of the Magroal plateau 682 01:06:02,406 --> 01:06:05,991 Your Fuhrer will be robbed of his masculine essence. 683 01:06:06,471 --> 01:06:08,186 Damn, that's cool, so what's my role? 684 01:06:08,221 --> 01:06:10,023 Your role ends here. 685 01:06:43,955 --> 01:06:44,923 We are here. 686 01:06:46,391 --> 01:06:47,851 The tracker, Morpho. 687 01:06:49,415 --> 01:06:51,200 I'm up there. 688 01:06:59,995 --> 01:07:01,944 I'm the best! 689 01:07:03,538 --> 01:07:06,472 The greatest genius in the whole Reich, 690 01:07:06,507 --> 01:07:14,080 now you will see my creation! 691 01:07:37,878 --> 01:07:38,824 Give me that handjob! 692 01:07:45,543 --> 01:07:47,943 - 5.50pm Ritual altar, Magroal Plateau... - Oh goddesses of ancient Greece, 693 01:07:48,343 --> 01:07:52,050 you who always help us in more complicated battles.... 694 01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,866 You, Athena, you, Aphrodite... 695 01:07:57,416 --> 01:07:58,995 You, Amazon... 696 01:07:59,983 --> 01:08:02,459 May our battle be propitious. 697 01:08:20,162 --> 01:08:21,835 They haven't removed the bandages yet. 698 01:08:22,303 --> 01:08:25,391 I don't know who they are or what they want. 700 01:08:27,892 --> 01:08:33,127 Watch out for that woman, the one with the big tits, it seems dangerous. 701 01:08:33,362 --> 01:08:35,342 Let the mutilation begin! 702 01:08:39,666 --> 01:08:41,559 The time to act has come guys, 703 01:08:41,594 --> 01:08:43,584 spread out as we planned. 705 01:08:54,051 --> 01:08:56,632 This is our Fuhrer and we take him back. 706 01:08:56,667 --> 01:08:58,420 Insolent males, you will die! 707 01:08:58,755 --> 01:09:02,210 Look bitch, I don't usually hit women 708 01:09:02,245 --> 01:09:04,496 but today I will give you a lot of beatings... 709 01:09:07,346 --> 01:09:08,788 Get 'em, girls! 710 01:09:31,426 --> 01:09:33,327 Leave my friends alone, bitches! 711 01:09:33,362 --> 01:09:35,974 Sense? Let my boys go! 712 01:09:39,515 --> 01:09:40,538 Take it! 713 01:09:45,706 --> 01:09:47,732 Take care of that, it seems she is still alive. 714 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:51,247 Pitbull, 715 01:09:51,627 --> 01:09:52,672 you are alive. 716 01:09:53,879 --> 01:09:55,425 And he's not a traitor. 717 01:09:58,987 --> 01:10:01,551 Come my friends, come. 718 01:10:03,447 --> 01:10:04,728 Oh, yes, 719 01:10:04,763 --> 01:10:07,492 my Fuhrer, my Fuhrer! 720 01:10:08,716 --> 01:10:13,808 My friends, this is the greatest moment of our lives! 721 01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:18,836 Once again the Aryan race will dominate the world. 722 01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:22,734 Now quick, remove the bandages. 723 01:10:23,371 --> 01:10:25,146 Attention, 724 01:10:25,181 --> 01:10:28,213 do not harm the skin of the savior. 725 01:10:50,561 --> 01:10:52,039 Was Hitler black? 726 01:10:52,358 --> 01:10:53,463 How do I know? 727 01:10:55,247 --> 01:10:57,255 But he's our Fuhrer, right? 728 01:11:10,919 --> 01:11:16,544 The rumor became news, here at Torremolinos a new leader arose. 729 01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:19,175 Thousands of people are took to the streets for 730 01:11:19,210 --> 01:11:22,423 cheer for the first Rasta Fuhrer of the modern era 731 01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:25,111 who travels around streets of this coastal city 732 01:11:25,146 --> 01:11:27,399 spreading his message of brotherhood. 733 01:11:30,223 --> 01:11:33,710 The happiness here is indescribable, the Rasta Fuhrer and his disciples 734 01:11:33,745 --> 01:11:38,156 they distribute huge and suspicious ones cigars and beer bottles, 735 01:11:38,186 --> 01:11:43,271 while their message of peace and love and the smell of joints covers the city. 736 01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:50,359 Friends, the people, drunk on happiness and dazed by cannabis, 737 01:11:50,394 --> 01:11:52,664 will follow the Rasta Fuhrer wherever he leads! 738 01:11:58,594 --> 01:12:00,967 London, Piza, New York, Tomelloso, 739 01:12:01,002 --> 01:12:04,206 the message of the Rasta Fuhrer spreads throughout the world 740 01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:08,639 People abandon their jobs and houses to look for this new leader, 741 01:12:08,674 --> 01:12:12,247 his message of unity it spreads like wildfire. 742 01:12:13,019 --> 01:12:15,237 Political leaders from around the world, 743 01:12:15,272 --> 01:12:19,584 unable to understand the socio-political message of love of the Rasta Fuhrer, 744 01:12:19,619 --> 01:12:24,408 they vehemently condemned compulsive drinking of cannabis derivatives 745 01:12:26,299 --> 01:12:29,907 The whereabouts of the president of the government is still unknown, 746 01:12:29,942 --> 01:12:32,578 although there are rumors that he is taking a 747 01:12:32,613 --> 01:12:36,549 crash course in rotary joints at Georgetown University. 748 01:12:38,874 --> 01:12:46,682 For his part, the leader of the opposition he surrounded himself with hairdressers to get killer dreads. 750 01:12:50,271 --> 01:12:54,415 ...and our protagonists, after having brought peace, love and cannabis plants to the world, 751 01:12:54,450 --> 01:12:57,279 they set out to conquer the universe. 752 01:13:00,323 --> 01:13:01,799 Watch out for the barrel. 753 01:13:02,490 --> 01:13:04,599 Look at the new world, the new world! 754 01:13:08,035 --> 01:13:10,425 It's the new world, how wonderful! 755 01:13:11,430 --> 01:13:13,379 I should have brought a camera. 756 01:13:17,955 --> 01:13:21,726 Then there is advertising in space, this is amazing. 757 01:13:23,990 --> 01:13:27,329 - Look, look, a bar of women! - Let's go! 758 01:13:39,403 --> 01:13:42,514 Look, aliens, don't stop!